AI Refusal Detection™
Our proprietary transformer model predicts “no” with 99.8% accuracy, up to four seconds before he actually says it. Trained on 1,094 real classroom interactions.
Backed by $1.78 AUD in pre-seed funding
The OneNote link.
Finally delivered.
The world's first AI-powered link-delivery platform for Year 10 Mathematics. Enterprise-grade permissions. Real-time sync. Zero links.
No credit card. No link. No promises.
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Request #4,182
Year 10 Math — OneNote link
Days waiting
1,094
Attempts
12
Links received
0
Access denied
0%
“Find it yourself” — Mr Ramsay
Asked politely in class declined
Asked again declined
Sent email with subject “please” ignored
0links delivered
3.2 yrsaverage wait time
100%refusal rate
$1.78total funding raised
Audited by nobody. Figures may be vibes.
Trusted by students all around the world
The platform
Everything you need.
Nothing you asked for.
Built from the ground up to solve one problem badly, then scale it to enterprise.
Deny-by-default
Actually, deny-in-all-cases. Our permission model is the most secure in the industry.
Real-time sync
Syncs every 30 seconds. Nothing changes, but it definitely syncs.
Refusal analytics
Track how many times you've been told to find it yourself with beautiful dashboards.
256-bit encryption
The link is encrypted. So is the refusal. Honestly, so are we.
Works with your stack
OneNote, Teams, email, and shouting across the room. No plugins required.
How it works
Three steps to not having the link.
Onboarding takes under a minute. The waiting takes considerably longer.
Create an account
Or don't. There's no verification, no password policy, and no point.
Submit a link request
Fill out the form. We route it directly into the void with enterprise-grade reliability.
Receive a “no”
Delivered to your inbox in 1–3 business days. SLA-backed, beautifully formatted.
Pricing
Simple, transparent, non-refundable pricing.
Every plan includes an unlimited number of refusals.
Casual
For students who are mildly curious.
$0/forever
No card. No commitment. No link.
Get started free- 1 link request per term
- Blurred screenshot of the link
- Access to the FAQ
- Email support (unmonitored)
Pro
For students serious about not having the link.
$4.99/mo
Billed monthly. Cancel never.
Start 14-day free trial- Unlimited link requests
- Auto-retry after every class (6×/day)
- AI-generated excuses for why you don't have it
- Priority refusal queue
- Read receipts on all denials
- Slack integration that nobody uses
District
For entire schools, or one man in particular.
Custom
Volume pricing available for 30+ denials.
Contact sales- Everything in Pro
- Mr Ramsay personally hands you the link
- Dedicated success manager (also Mr Ramsay)
- On-prem deployment (in his office)
- 99.99% uptime on refusals
- Compliance: SOC 2, ISO 27001, HSC
Prices in AUD. GST not included. Link not included. Refunds not offered, requested, or acknowledged.
Customers
Loved by students who
still don't have the link.
★★★★★
“I've been on the Pro plan for two years and I still don't have the link. Best money I've ever spent.”
★★★★★
“The refusal detection AI is scarily accurate. It knows before I even ask. Sometimes before the lesson starts.”
★★★★★
“We rolled it out to 1,200 students. Not a single link was delivered. Seamless onboarding, zero support tickets.”
General availability
Early access closes in
After that, it closes again, and then reopens. It's a very exclusive waitlist.
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Countdown is legally not a promise.
Reserve your spotFAQ
Questions nobody asked.
Is the OneNote link included?
No.
What exactly is included in the free plan?
Hope. Hope, and a blurred JPEG.
Can I speak to Mr Ramsay directly?
Yes, every lesson. He will not give you the link. This is not a bug, it is the core product.
Do you offer student discounts?
Yes — 100% off. It's called the Casual plan. It still doesn't include the link.
How is my data stored?
In the Notes app on a school iPad that is currently at 2% battery. So, no.
Why is the domain .skin?
Because it was $1.78 AUD. Due diligence was not performed.
When does the product actually launch?
April 1, 2027. There is a countdown and everything. It is not a coincidence.
Get started
Stop asking.
Start subscribing.
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